If phone networks were women, what type would MTN, UTL, Airtel, Warid and Orange be?

If phone mobile providers were women, what type of woman would your network be?

MTN would be that not so goodlooking babe but with so many boyfriends. she would hurt the bu chaps but they would never dump her. (poor guys would be locked in a cutex bottle ki Nigeria style) she would be the expensive for nothing.

Ugandans to interact with those online via phone sms

Warid would be the pretty babe every guy talks about. she would be the babe hating on the babe called MTN. she be the babe with so much make up i hear lip pakalast,nail pakasurf, eye pessa blah blah blah.

Airtel would the babe who doesnt want to accept that she has grown old. she keeps changing names to attract some young boyfriends. sijui celtel,zain and now airte. she is the babe with old sugar dadies and rich boyfriends.

Orange just like the name would be the babe with really nice brown thighs. a babe whose HIV status nobody is sure of. she be the babe with game who every guy is afraid of bkoz when u take her away from near her home to ur house in the village she throws mood swings like loosing network.

Mango or utl totally confusing babe who had cancer but has refused to die. Atte dont minimise because she used to be attractive in her prime but then global warming in the name of zero Facebook kicked in.

By Anonymous

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