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How to tell your Mother is a Uganda

UGANDAN MOTHER’S 1. #YouKnowYourMotherIs ugandan if she has a drawer or a place for keeping paper bags after buying something in it 2. #youknowyourmotheris Ugandan if when she beats u up she says “why are your crying yet i haven’t beaten u 3. #YouKnowYourMotherIs Ugandan when she beats you with pauses; nani *slap* who told […]

Uganda President Idi Amim Dada’s funny speech

MEMORABLE SPEECH BY IDDI AMIN DADA “My Majesty Mr.Queen sir, horrible ministers, members of parliament, invented guests, ladies under gentlemen. I thank the Queen very plenty 4 wat he has done 2 me & my fellow Uganda who come with me. I tell u, i’ve eaten very much dat am now fed up with malicious […]

Farmer Buries Politicians after bus accident

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. […]

Criminals track peoples’ homes and cars using key holders

  The level at which criminals forms new tricks to steal peoples’ homes and cars increase each day that passes. The formation Police have got indicates that there is a syndicate of criminals selling beautiful key holders at Petrol Stations around Kampala and major trading centres. We are told that sometimes the criminals parade themselves […]

Ragae Legend Bob Marley in Uganda is ‘worshiped’ by Rastafarians, thieves and robbers

Ragae Legend Bob Marley in Uganda is ‘worshiped’ by Rastafarians, thieves and robbers

 On Wednesday 6th February 2013 was another Birthday of the fallen Ragae Legend Bob Marley. The singer was one of the major promoters of the Rastafarian Movement around the world. The movement came about after Ethiopia (one of the African countries) defeated Italy’s Mussolini in 1936 when the Italian had come to revenge the Battle […]

Fun Quote of the Day: Sex in the Dark and Sacrifices married people make for each other

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. … … So one night, while they were in […]

Funny quote of the day: why you should let boss have the first say

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’ ‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a […]

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