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Government to cut Kampala into smaller units

The government is again planning to chop Kampala and other areas into smaller political administrative units. Currently Kampala is made up of five divisions. These are Nakawa, Makindye, Kampala Central, Kawempe and Lubaga division. We hear that the government wants to divide the above divisions into more units because of their big population.  President Museveni’s […]

Uganda demonstrators to be tried in military courts

Uganda is soon making a law to have people arrested during political related demonstrations charged in military court marital courts. This is because the Uganda laws are so weak and they don’t punish the demonstrators. According to the meeting held yesterday at statehouse, it was resolved that putting demonstrators before court martial is the right […]

Government to buy bicycles for LCI chairpersons

Although the money to buy the first batch of bicycles for LCI chairpersons across the country was embezzled last financial year, the government has not yet forgotten the LCI executives. We are reliably informed that the government has bought the second batch of bicycles for LCI chairpersons across the country. The sources in the line […]

Statehouse: Load shedding to end next year

Although UMEME has been sending messages on peoples’ phones that the people of Kampala, Wakiso and Mukono districts among others are to continue facing frequent outages because the ‘Mutundwe’ power station is under restoration, we have learnt that this information is not true. An impeccable source at statehouse intimated to us that the agreement which […]

Uganda demonstrators to be judged in military courts

Uganda is soon making a law to have people arrested during political related demonstrations charged in military court marital courts. This is because the Uganda laws are so weak and they don’t punish the demonstrators. According to the meeting held yesterday at statehouse, it was resolved that putting demonstrators before court martial is the right […]

Government to issue stamps for LCs

The era of each LCI village council across the country to print its own stamp or stamps is soon coming to an end. This is because many LCI executives have been abusing the right given to them to make their own stamps. Many LCI executives especially chairpersons, vice chairpersons, and secretaries have been holding different […]

Uganda Parliament to host inter parliament union

The Parliament of Uganda will host the 126th Inter Parliamentary Union meeting from March 31 to April 4th, 2012 in Kampala. Uganda Speaker of Parliament Rebecca Kadaga tells us that Uganda Parliament is ready to receive the over 1500 delegates from 160 countries during the inter parliament union. Ms Kadaga says that even all Ugandans […]

Abomination: Incest on increase in Uganda

If what we have been told is true, Ugandan cultures that prohibit incest are soon diminishing. We have learnt that the children of one Hajji Kajumbi  of Nateete who live in London are divided because one of their brothers, Rashid  Kajumbi aka Rashid Chris Asaba fell in love with his step sister Hajara Nalumansi Kajumbi […]

MP Mohamad Nsereko in sugarcane fest

In what looks like a ploy to gain more popularity among the low income earners in Kampala, the MP for Kampala Central division, Hajji Mohammed Nsereko shocked all revelers when he sat in St. Balikudembe market and ate a sugarcane. He seated among very dirty market vendors and started eating sugarcane while telling them what […]

Retired boxer Justine Jjuuko a poorman

We wonder whether Uganda ’s retired boxer, Justine Jjuuko aka ‘the Ugandan destroyer’ is still rich as he was in 2004. The former Ugandan boxer based in US returned to Uganda a few years back and promised to enrich all local boxers by connecting them to rich US promoters like Don King. He also promised […]