MTN would be that not so goodlooking babe but with so many boyfriends. she would hurt the bu chaps but they would never dump her. (poor guys would be locked in a cutex bottle ki Nigeria style) she would be the expensive for nothing.

Ugandans to interact with those online via phone sms

Warid would be the pretty babe every guy talks about. she would be the babe hating on the babe called MTN. she be the babe with so much make up i hear lip pakalast,nail pakasurf, eye pessa blah blah blah.

Airtel would the babe who doesnt want to accept that she has grown old. she keeps changing names to attract some young boyfriends. sijui celtel,zain and now airte. she is the babe with old sugar dadies and rich boyfriends.

Orange just like the name would be the babe with really nice brown thighs. a babe whose HIV status nobody is sure of. she be the babe with game who every guy is afraid of bkoz when u take her away from near her home to ur house in the village she throws mood swings like loosing network.

Mango or utl totally confusing babe who had cancer but has refused to die. Atte dont minimise because she used to be attractive in her prime but then global warming in the name of zero Facebook kicked in.

By Anonymous

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The day was yesterday and the venue was Hotel African inKampala.

Rapper KS did not care about on lookers as he squeezed a babe only identified as Nadia from left to right. The singer was cerebrating his 25^th birthday. Rapper KS is known to be a guy with a queue of women but it seems Nadia has conquered his heart.

All the time his eyes were on her and the sexy girl also put her eyes on him.

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He stormed the pub with a beautiful babe and disappointed many ladies who camp at Nyondo pub every evening waiting for men to have fan and sex with.

 The girls at Nyondo who were dressed to kill kept on doing all sorts of things to attract Kayibanda’s attention because his babe was too drunk. But the comedian remained busy sipping bottles of tusker until the crate was over.

After the drinking spree, Kayibanda is reported to have told the revelers that he is training to master to sip 10 crates of beers in a day such that he enters the Guinness books of records as the first Ugandan to have done so.

By Christine Kate

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Revelers told our reporters that the minister entered Ange Mystique at around mid night with a babe walking on his right hand and the two went direct to a dark corner before they started the squeezing spree.

The reports indicate that the minister and the unidentified babe were too close to each other. It is said that he squeezed the woman for over 30 minutes as the drunken revelers were watching in amusement and some praising the minister for being so energetic. It is said that the minister and the girl retired in the wee hours of the morning looking cozy and extremely tired.

The minister and the girl jumped into a car with private registration numbers and took off to unknown destination.

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Our informers spotted him at Club Rouge salivating at a sexy Munyarwanda only identified asRegina.

 Kats was the Emcee of the day and he used this opportunity to woo this babe. When he saw this girl he abandoned his duty as emcee and left it with DJ Box. The babe who was dressed to kill was later seen walking away with MC/DJ Kats.

We have been informed that this was not the first time MC Kats is dropping his DJ role and walks away withKampala’s cutie girls.

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The minister was spotted last night at Angenoir club in Industrial area inKampalain company of this Horney whom we have learnt is called Shamim.

Our informers have been told that Kibuule has been sighted many times at Ange Mystique in company of this babe. This girl with a curvy bum resides at Africa hall,MakerereUniversity.

We have been told that Shamim is one of the social animals at the faculty of social sciencesMakerereUniversityundertaking Social Work and Social Administration.  

By James Okello

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He showed his fighting skills yesterday when he engaged his ex Amina in a fist fight when the babe visited his home on Entebbe road mysteriously and demanded for money to look after a child, Juuko reportedly fathered.

On entering the room, the ex reportedly found Juuko half naked on the bed with another woman. It is said even if Amina had cut off love with the veteran boxer, she still had some feelings left for him.  This is because when he saw the woman in Juuko’s pad, her wires went off and she slapped the woman.

Juuko simply lifted the intruder and threw her outside the house. The soft spoken Juuko told the ex never to come back to his home and try to cause commotion.

Juuko also told the people who had started gathering to bark off.

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Mugume in a meeting he held today at the ministry’s head offices told staff that Keisho did a very big job when he was sick. Mugume join Uganda’s civil service in 1970 during the reign of Uganda’s filed martial, Iddi Amin Daada.

We are also told that Rhoda has been a closest friend of Ambassador Mugume for a long time and their relationship made many people to believe that that the two could be an item.

By Christine Kate

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We have been told that in addition to his official girlfriend Mariam, he has got another one on Kyeyo in UK who stays in Lewisham town, South of London.

Our informers have been told that it is this girl who funds most of the music activities conducted by singer GNL Zamba. We also hear that this UK based Ugandan babe has constructed a posh house for Zamba in Namasuba Para, a Kampala suburb.

By Moureen Nakyanzi

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Our informers have been told that Sweet Kid’s Fiance is four months pregnant and that the singer is renting her a room in Gaba, a Kampala suburb.

Irene and Sweet Kid have been lovers for about a year now and we hear the two plan an introduction soon.

By James Okello

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