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Woman commits suicide over debts

A woman committed suicide and was found dead in her bed. Jacqueline Nansubuga, a resident of Namasuba Kalina Zone was found dead by her family members who had gone to her room to greet her on Thursday. She left behind a note. It read: “A note to police and my family members. I am sorry […]

Captain Juma Seiko declared national treasures

Captain Juma Seiko’s 11 daughters hit Club Rouge in Kampala last night dressed in miniskirts and caused massive erections. Indeed we overheard one of the bouncers at Club Rouge asserting that the captain should be declared a source of National treasures. The bouncer went on, ‘I am sure Captain Seiko can easily get a bank […]