This time its poor dressing code which is making some diplomats to ignore some Ugandan social centres like beaches.

The other day because of the stress some diplomats and clergies encountered, they decided to go to one of the beaches around Entebbe town but they left that place with a story to tell to their great grand daughters and sons.

Many people still don’t know why people mistake beaches to be places where they have to move naked especially women.

The diplomats from two countries in Europe yesterday came a cross a Ugandan lady who was no chicken, she actually looked very old, very tired, and according to how people rated her age, she must have given birth to not less than 17 kids.

This woman had dressed too bad, exposing her back which was too dark like roasted meat. I think women need to revise the way they dress, no one needs to know what is inside them, and some of us still need to enjoy the fresh airs of the river banks. The diplomats whom we have not named because they did not want to be named wondered why some Ugandan old women who visit the beach are too immoral.

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Money coughing business tycoon Sudhir Ruparelia we hear has bought Sese Gateway beach.

We hope this may sound good or bad to people who cherish Sese Gateway beach. Sese Gateway beach is on Entebbe road. Sources told us that Sudhir bought the beach from one Kaggwa at a whooping 13 billion shillings.

The Indians who work with Sudhir intimated to us that he is intending to build a mega hotel in the place of Sese Gateway beach.

Sudhir has already fenced off the beach such that he starts off the ground work.

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 Health minister, Christine Andoa is now on the menu to make a wedding in a period less than a year since Alupo made hers.

 Christine Andoa we are told she is preparing to walk down the aisle soon with his long time lover, Thomas Udongo Pongona. He is a businessman operating inKampala.

 A source in the ministry of health told our informers that Andoa and her hubby will say ‘I do’ atResurrectionChurchin Bugolobi,Kampala. Andoa is a member of that church. The reception will take place at Munyonyo resort beach.

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The workers at Bobi Wine’s beach in Busabala have told this reporter that their boss Bobi Wine showed off several dollars estimated to be one million US dollars.

 Remember that Bobi Wine is one of the richest singers inUganda, head of Firebase Crew and owns a number of buildings and houses withinKampalaand Wakiso.

 Bobi Wine has also informed us that he is not short of cash since he is the Ghetto president and an investor.

Bobi Wine says that he has accumulated some wealth and he can afford to use some of the money has bed cover.

By James Okello

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The men Patrick Nyonyintono and Ronald Kasozi were found dead by police in Busabala on Tuesday morning.

However Bobi Wine says that the bodies were found at least 1 kilometer away from his beach.

He further noted that the 2 gentle men were not his employee as the media earlier reported. He says that they were operating a car packing in their compound since the whole Busabala area was busy.

Bobi also further says that one love beach had about 250 police officers patrolling the area, his show ended at 1am yet the twomen were discovered at 3am in a place called kazi and his beach is located in walulenzi zone.

He has now given the police a piece of land to construct a police post and promises to go ahead and construct the post if police takes long.

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But the Gagamel boss surprised every one last night when he drove to Busabala with his wife and chatted for a few hours with Bobi Wine’s wife Barbie. One of the workers at Bobi Wine’s beach, only identified as Suzan tells us that it seems Bebe Cool and Bobi Wine have started burying their bad feelings after a long time of not talking.

Because if they have not done this, how would you expect Bebe Cool to drive to One Love Beach and the two meet Barbie. We have been told that Bebe Cool and his wife had gone there to apologise to Barbie for the recent reckless statement Bebe reportedly uttered against Bobi Wine’s family.

By Moureen Nakyanzi

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The management of one love beach in Busabala (the beach is owned by Bobi Wine) we are told has contacted Da’ vIlle with a purpose of having him perform in Uganda.

One Love Beach wants the Jamaican singer to perform in Uganda alongside Bobi Wine on December 25^th and 26^th. Bobi Wine’s wife Barbie says that One Love Beach in Busabala would be hot on Christmas and argued all fans to get prepared to go there.

On that day, Bobi Wine is expected to announce all ‘kiwaani’ babes and men in Kampala, at least according to a source that intimated to us at One Love Beach .

By Christine Kate

However, it is not yet clear whether the Jamaican singer has accepted to come to Uganda.

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They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’
‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’
Puff! She’s gone.

‘Me next! Me next!’ says the sales rep. ‘I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’

Puff! He’s gone.

‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, ‘I want those two lazy bastards back in the office after lunch.’ 

Moral of the story: 
Always let your boss have the first say.

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