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Causes of umbilical cord accidents

  Causes of cord accidents or obstructed labour that is to say the baby gets stuck on its way either because it is too big or the mother’s bones are too narrow. There is also umbilical cord prolapse-this is when part of the cord drops out of the birth canal especially when ‘waters’ break through, […]

Barbie expecting Bobi Wine’s 4th Child

Reports from ‘Ghetto country’ has it that the Ghetto 1st lady, Barbra Itungo Kyagulanyi aka Barbie is expecting. We have been told that Barbie is four months pregnant and that the foetus has made her too weak. The workers at OneLove Beach where Barbie is a manager in chief tell us that she spends much of her time sleeping. […]