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Lord Mayor Erias Lukwago sleeps at public function

We have discovered that sleep doesn’t fear big people like the Lord Mayor of Kampala, Erias Lukwago. Otherwise why would sleep familiar a big man like the Mayor moreover at a public function. This came true when Lukwago was yesterday attacked by a sleeping bug at Kampala Students Centre where he had gone to open a seminar on HIV/AIDS. Lukwago […]

MP Akena rides bicycle to parliament

Everyone would expect that a son to the former president ofUgandatwice, Apolo Milton Obote, Mr. Jimmy Akena would be driving escalades to go to parliament but this is not the case for Akena. Our informers got the surprise of the day yesterday when Akena, who is also the Lira Municipality MP, arrived atUgandaparliament riding a […]

Lawyer Caleb Alaka, Jackie Chandru now hot item

We suspect that things have started becoming hotter between Caleb Alaka and singer Jackie Chandru. The lawyer was seen last Saturday night during Chandiru’s Swagger night show at Club Rouge. Chandiru and the lawyer hugged each other live on stage before Alaka resorted to cigars. Alaka is a celebrity in the legal world but he […]

Dr. Muyingo, a PhD holder complains why he deputizes someone with bachelors

Voters in Bamunanika say they are not happy because president Museveni appointed their MP John Chrysostom Muyingo to deputize a woman who holds a bachelors’ degree. President Museveni appointed Jessica Alupo (holds a degree in education) as the Minister for Education and appointed Dr. Muyingo who holds a PhD in Education to deputize her. The […]

Lord Mayor, Hajji Erias Lukwago sleeps at public function

We have discovered that sleeping doesn’t fear big people like the Lord Mayor of Kampala Capital City Authority, Hajji Erias Lukwago.  This came true when Lukwago was yesterday attacked by a sleeping bug at Kampala Students Centre where he had gone to open a seminar on HIV/AIDS.  Lukwago was the one presiding over the function. One […]

Captain Juma Seiko declared national treasures

Captain Juma Seiko’s 11 daughters hit Club Rouge in Kampala last night dressed in miniskirts and caused massive erections. Indeed we overheard one of the bouncers at Club Rouge asserting that the captain should be declared a source of National treasures. The bouncer went on, ‘I am sure Captain Seiko can easily get a bank […]

Uganda’s Referee Tomusange squeezes in taxis

We think every one knows referee Ali Tomusange. He is Uganda’s former international referee. Tomusange was yesterday sported running after a Mukono bound taxi at around Posta office in Kampala in company of his children. When Tomusange and family got up with the taxi and squeezed into it they left the people who saw them […]

Management of Serena Hotel evicts city tycoon

Do you remember the former member of the defunct UK based Da Twinz which was rebranded into Ganda boys, Mr. Denis Muganga? He is in tears after the management of Serena Hotel evicted him yesterday. He has been residing in Serena Hotel for the last two weeks but his bill shoot up forcing the management […]

Uganda’s Referee Tomusange squeezes in taxis

We think every one knows referee Ali Tomusange. He is Uganda’s former international referee. Tomusange was yesterday sported running after a Mukono bound taxi at around Posta office in Kampala in company of his children. When Tomusange and family got up with the taxi and squeezed into it they left the people who saw them […]

Lawyer Caleb Alaka, Jackie Chandru now hot item

We suspect that things have started becoming hotter between Caleb Alaka and singer Jackie Chandru. The lawyer was seen last Saturday night during Chandiru’s Swagger night show at Club Rouge. Chandiru and the lawyer hugged each other live on stage before Alaka resorted to cigars. Alaka is a celebrity in the legal world but he […]