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Museveni to sack press staff over negligence of duty

We have been told that president Museveni has threatened to sack the leaders of his press team over negligence of duty. The president is reportedly bitter that his press team is almost the poorest in the east African community. A source in statehouse Nakasero told us this morning that the president wonders how the statehouse […]

Tamale Mirundi insists Type of federalism Buganda advocates is impossible

President Yoweri Museveni’s Press Secretary, Tamale Mirundi continues to shock his fellow Baganda. Mirundi has recently been preaching that the type of federalism the kingdom of Buganda is demanding is not only impossible but unworkable. The acerbic Mirundi says that it would be a fraud if Buganda ever gets full federal status it demands. Mirundi […]

Tamale Mirundi’s girlfriend fights waitress

  A pompous gal believed to be touchy to president Museveni’s press secretary, Tamale Mirundi last night engaged in a fight with a waitress working at Casabianca bar on Acacia Avenue . It all started when Mirundi reportedly entered the club with a woman and the two sat at the counter. The woman whom Mirundi […]

Muslims persuade pastor Kakande to join Islam

Shocking information has just reached our news desk that the leadership of Uganda Muslim Supreme Council is persuading Prophet Samuel Kakande of synagogue church in Mulago to join Islam. We have heard that Kakande is being lured to join the faith by the UMSC spokesman Hajji Nsereko Mutumba. A source says that Kakande would be […]

Mafias want Tamale Mirundi sacked

We cannot tell exactly who the mafias in the government are but the presidential press secretary Tamale Mirundi insists that mafias now are pressuring president Museveni to sack him. Sources at statehouse have informed us that the so called mafias have already told Museveni that it is better to sack Mirundi alleging that it is […]