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Model Meg Lusembo hooks ‘old’ muzungu

We are told that the former miss midcom contestant Meg Lusembo is in love with an old white man who resides in Muyenga. Meg now joins a line of young girls who are crazily hooking up money loaded bazungu’s especially on the internet. On Sunday evening, we are told that Meg stormed club silk with […]

Amama Mbabazi says parliament cannot censure him

The Prime Minister, Mr Amama Mbabazi has said the censure motion that some Members of Parliament are preparing against him will NOT come to pass. He maintains his innocence in the alleged oil scandal in which he and two ministers are accused of taking bribes from oil companies. Mr Mbabazi said the impending censure motion […]

Katongole UTODA is still in charge of Kampala city transport

The national chairperson of UTODA, Hajji Moses Katongole has assured drivers in Kampala that their association is still in control of the transport affairs in both old and new taxi parks. Katongole has also denied media reports that KCCA has taken over control of the daily management of public transport in Kampala. Katongole further assured drivers that KCCA […]

KCCA councilors approved to get loans, praise Jennifer Musisi

All councilors in Kampala at both division and LC5 are full of smiles after the city director; Jenifer Musisi cleared them to get loans from DFCU bank. This time there was no discrimination. All councilors irrespective of their political briefs have been given loans. The biggest number of councilors at KCCA is from NRM and the second […]

Weasel TV changes women like clothes

We have been informed that star Singer Weasel TV of Goodlyfe is a man who changes women nowadays as if he is changing clothes. The singer has been sighted in several clubs like Club Silk getting cozy to women. The snoops report that the women tight mark Weasel the whole night. They say that Weasel […]

Mafias want Tamale Mirundi sacked

We cannot tell exactly who the mafias in the government are but the presidential press secretary Tamale Mirundi insists that mafias now are pressuring president Museveni to sack him. Sources at statehouse have informed us that the so called mafias have already told Museveni that it is better to sack Mirundi alleging that it is […]

Funny quote of the day: why you should let boss have the first say

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’ ‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a […]

Quentin McCall tells us what you should know before marriage

Marriage is an important decision for many people but many of us still fall into it without proper preparations. It is important to be sure you are ready for marriage and with the right person. Quentin McCall has an interesting take on the questions you should ask before marriage  

Police have suffered most from government’s insensitive policies

Since April 2011, activists for change (A4C) have been campaigning against government’s failure to manage rising cost of living, inflation and wastage of public resources which affect every Ugandan. Protesters from all walks of life including students to elderly citizens, ordinary working people to opposition party leaders, parliamentarians, lawyers, traders, civil society etc came out […]

PhD scholarship in Microsystems Technology at the Ångström Laboratory, Uppsala University, Sweden 2011

This position will link our specializations in microfluidic technology with that of active electronic device technology at the Division of Solid State Electronics at the same department. Starting date as soon as possible. As a revolutionary technology, stretchable electronics has been changing our concept of electronics and brought us amazing features in numerous applications.