Ugandans for the first time will be allowed to share housing units with Uganda police force officers after redevelopment of Nsambya, Kibuli and Naguru police barracks. The Projects Manager of Uganda police Jim Mugunga have confirmed the development and said that the housing units to be shared have been built by police in partnership […]
The marketing manager of 9degrees bar on Jinja road, Mr. Valen Aggrey has been fired by his employers over booze. We hear that his employers chased him because he was boozing too much while on duty. In fact some of the workers say that Aggrey was boozing more than the customers he was meant to […]
Stanbic Bank Uganda has started issuing bonus shares to some of its investors as the institution seeks to grow its capital base to match well with the Bank of Uganda capital requirement. This has come after the Capital Markets Authority (CMA) cleared Stanbic Bank last month to issue 5,118,866,970 shares to its listed shareholders. The […]
Reports from ‘Ghetto country’ has it that the Ghetto 1st lady, Barbra Itungo Kyagulanyi aka Barbie is expecting. We have been told that Barbie is four months pregnant and that the foetus has made her too weak. The workers at OneLove Beach where Barbie is a manager in chief tell us that she spends much of her time sleeping. […]
Things are not good for the managers of Club Rouge in Kampala after they have got information that a powerful business tycoon in town is set to open another club opposite theirs. The new club to be opened in November is called Club Cascades. Now we have been told that the managers of Club Rouge, Ivan Kaganzi […]
The government has expressed concern over the high number of patients’ with diabetes in Uganda. The ministry of health has says many hospitals are reporting increased cases of diabetes in different parts of the country. The ministry’s program manager in charge of non-communicable diseases Dr. James Sekajugo says the cases of diabetes have increased by […]
Local gospel artiste Judith Babirye has launched her Webale Mama Concert whose proceeds are to support the disadvantaged mothers with mama kits during the forthcoming festive season. Supported by SMS one Uganda limited, MTN, Crown Bottlers limited among other corporate companies, Babirye is set to appreciate the role of women in the society through her […]
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’ ‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a […]